I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Not all who own a harp are harpers.

"... gentlemen do not read each other's mail."

When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.

Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever depths they were once able to plumb.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.