Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Language is a virus from another planet.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

The Least Successful Executions History has furnished us with two executioners worthy of attention. The first performed in Sydney in Australia. In 1803 three attempts were made to hang a Mr. Joseph Samuels. On the first two of these the rope snap

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

The superfluous is very necessary.

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.