It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes.

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Things are not always what they seem.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.