If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.

If I had any humility I would be perfect.

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.

The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do this to my eyes again.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose