The hater of property and of government takes care to have his warranty deed recorded, and the book written against fame and learning has the author's name on the title page.

Big book, big bore.

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a phenomenon, not a civilization.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now."

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented hell.

Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions seldom black or white. Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner. The reason there are two sides to be

The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

"No job too big; no fee too big!"

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!

You guys have been practicing discrimination for years. Now it's our turn.