If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.

Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco. It may even be a bad habit, for all I know.

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.

You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

You roll my log, and I will roll yours.

Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!

Innovation is hard to schedule.

Let me take you a button-hole lower.