The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

A woman employs sincerity only when every other form of deception has failed.

XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

We are what we pretend to be.

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness th

The faster I go, the behinder I get.

What!? Me worry?

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?