I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

Art is a jealous mistress.

You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.

What fools these mortals be.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of Communists and other subversives. We intend to clean them out, even if it means rounding up every bird watcher in the country.

Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire.