Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.

Best Mistakes In Films In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all possible. In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a st

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

If God is One, what is bad?

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.