The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

"Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war."

REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system? SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say. It goes like this: "You can carry a pig for six miles, but if you set i

Forgive and forget.

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S. Army doing it!"

As to Jesus of Nazareth... I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see; but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissent

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in the recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.