It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

A witty saying proves nothing.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHEC