IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably price

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in the USA. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usu

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.