What fools these mortals be.

The road to Hades is easy to travel.

Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature. This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.

Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20. The flag is described as red, white and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.

All is well that ends well.

Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified.