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Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.

Franklin Benjamin


We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.

Franklin Benjamin


The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Franklin Benjamin


Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

Franklin Benjamin


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Franklin Benjamin


And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Franklin Benjamin


A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Franklin Benjamin


All phone calls are obscene.

Franklin Benjamin


A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

Franklin Benjamin


The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East. They treat the Arabs like postmen.

Franklin Benjamin





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