There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978. He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or of

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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.