Must I hold a candle to my shames?

"We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas."

Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

What we wish, that we readily believe.