The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving the earth, like because the first th

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

This was the most unkindest cut of all.

I'll turn over a new leaf.

Have you ever stopped to think what it would be like to have a woman President? "I can't deal with the Russians today. Not now. I've got my period."

Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?