Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

That's no moon...

There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.