We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.

One of the large consolations for experiencing anything unpleasant is the knowledge that one can communicate it.

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.

Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.