A witty saying proves nothing.

Men are superior to women.

... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim. I don't enjoy the sky or sea as much as I used

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.