Life is one long struggle in the dark.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

There's no such thing as an original sin.

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.

God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.

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