There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting each other's throat.

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DESIRE IT, I GRANT YOU MADRAK'S BLESSING: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires for

"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.