The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Faith is under the left nipple.

... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish.

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge, containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours a

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

Necessity has no law.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

The more the merrier.

You get what you pay for.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

What you don't know won't help you much either.

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?