Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.

The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soo

The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.

Don't go to bed with no price on your head.

The coast was clear.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.

As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

"Plaese porrf raed."

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.