Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.

A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.

Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.

An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

Never have so many understood so little about so much.

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.

All is well that ends well.

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."

For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?

I hate dying.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne we

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Don't be humble ... you're not that great.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT. The MX is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the nuclear-arms- reduction talks with the Russians. See, we have a problem with the Russians. They look at our leaders and they

Let the people think they govern and they will be governed.

France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.