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I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on
the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.
 Abrams
Gen. C.
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
 Attorney General William
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
 Bergen
Candice
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader
catch his own breath.
 Bradley
General Omar N.
What soon grows old? Gratitude.
 Cynic
Diogenes the
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room with Diogenes
[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a Fowler
Gene
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through
satisfaction.
 G Gen.
Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.
 Gallagher
Eugene P.
"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
 Gavin
General James
Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is
irksome and three minutes is a long time.
 Gene Kirkwood
In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
 Genter
Quentin
We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.
 Hagen
Walter
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
 Ionesco
Eugene
The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.
 Ionesco
Eugene
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some
kind of loophole.
 Ionesco
Eugene
An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a
great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment.
I have given up everything I was aske McCarthy
Eugene
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
 McCarthy
Eugene
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
 Mitchell Gener
The course of true anything never does run smooth.
 Scott
Gene
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
 Turgenev
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
 Wittgenstein
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
 Wittgenstein
The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height
but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble
than to be walked upon.
 Wittgenstein.
That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is
remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not
write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.
 Wolfe Gene
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
 Harper
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