When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

Sic transit gloria mundi. [So passes away the glory of this world.]

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.