You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

The farther you go, the less you know.

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.

My father was a creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, it seems, begins where yours left off.