There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.'

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity. To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task.

Innovation is hard to schedule.

Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS ag

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.