Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ances

Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.

You get what you pay for.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it.