A prediction is worth twenty explanations.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

One picture is worth more than ten thousand words.

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note. Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care. Because death is moment