My advice to the women's clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.

When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics.

For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble: and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.

I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks, however false.