Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble. Conservatives are better. They never run out on you.

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build bywa

"Life is too important to take seriously."

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.

Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid or DMT. "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.