A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

You can't run away forever, But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.