The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.