If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if only words were taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things themselves.

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer. [If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.]

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.

It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due; it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live in; it is easier to be a "civic leader" than to treat your own family with loving un