The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Forgive and forget.

Mum's the word.

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Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.