Charity begins at home.

One big pile is better than two little piles.

Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.

There is no sin but ignorance.

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog,

If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.