It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.

Practice is the best of all instructors.

Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.

They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within. I'm coming now I'm coming to reward them. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. I'm guided by a signal in the heavens. I'm guided by this birthmark

What you don't know won't help you much either.

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.