Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.

None love the bearer of bad news.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.

Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!

... why should you waste a single moment of *your* life seeming to be something you don't want to be? Lord, that's so simple. If you hate your job, quit it. If your friends are tedious, go out and find new friends. You are queer, you lucky fool, a