Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.)

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

"I'm dying," he croaked. "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted . "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered. "The fire is going out," he bellowed. "Bad marksmanship," the h

All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.