It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.