"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and whole carloads of other foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity.

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it.

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."