If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

When in doubt, use brute force.

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.