It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe there are.

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise. There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or wha

"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

I dote on his very absence.