A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

Home is where the hurt is.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

What you don't know won't help you much either.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.