Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Prisons are built with stones of Law, brothels with bricks of Religion.

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.