The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself, `There's no place like home.'