All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable.

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.