My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting each other's throat.

If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.