Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

To have died once is enough.

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry. What t

Flame on!

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.