"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing.

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.

Home is where the hurt is.

Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.)