Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant.

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.

I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.