For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20. The flag is described as red, white and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

Not all who own a harp are harpers.

What fools these mortals be.

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty, and the children are above-average.

Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

I've got a very bad feeling about this.

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.