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We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem. There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.

Handley Jack


The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.

Jack Handley


Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

Mex Jack Handley


A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Mex Jack Handley The New


It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Mex Jack Handley The New





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