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France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear
the toilet paper.
Handley
Jack
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Jack Handley
My daddy's brains was so scrambled he thought he was Jesus. They put him
in a nut house for 5 years and when he got out, he didn't think he was
Jesus, he thought he was *God*! ... Which made me Jesus.
Mex Jack Handley
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of
government, therefore,Mex Jack Handley The New
There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Mex Jack Handley The New
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Random Quote
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
Barry
Dave
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