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We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem. There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.

Handley Jack

The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.

Jack Handley

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

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It is bad luck to be superstitious.

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That must be wonderful: I don't understand it at all.

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