When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short

If you catch a man, throw him back.