It is better to have loved and lost

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: "Hey you stinking, fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort."

Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.