My experience with government is when things are non-controversial, beautifully co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much is going on.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.