"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.