New Jersey is not the armpit of the nation; it's the asshole of the universe.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

The superfluous is very necessary.