Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest r

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.

Home is where the hurt is.

Time as he grows old teaches all things.

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.