You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

This was the most unkindest cut of all.

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.