It is better to live rich than to die rich.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my ignorance upon the shore.

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit. General: What does that make YOU? Bullwinkle: What else? An executive.

Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Necessity has no law.

The streets were dark with something more than night.

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.