Don't go to bed with no price on your head.

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

One learns to itch where one can scratch.

Do not despair of life. You have no doubt force enough to overcome your obstacles. Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in a winter night for something to satisfy his hunger. Notwithstanding cold and hounds and traps, his race survives

There is always something new out of Africa.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Forgive and forget.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.