If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.

"They make a desert and call it peace."

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should therefore be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated. If the doctrine be admitted, rulers have only to declare war and they are screened at onc

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough.

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...

The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism, call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.

The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Fear is the greatest salesman.