You can't run away forever, But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.

I hate quotations.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Your wig steers the gig.

Necessity hath no law.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

There is always something new out of Africa.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.

By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.

Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.

Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.