If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegal purposes.

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".

I needed the good will of the legislature of four states. I formed the legislative bodies with my own money. I found that it was cheaper that way.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

I am not a crook.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

What we wish, that we readily believe.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny.

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne we

We ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Everything is possible. Pass the word.

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.