Lack of money is the root of all evil.

Man is the measure of all things.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.

April 1 This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

My philosophy is: Don't think.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emissions standards from man-made sources."

All is well that ends well.

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

"I'd like to start a new religion. One that doesn't use a dead young man as its logo."

If Christianity was morality, Socrates would be the Saviour.

There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding induces violence.

The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

Success is in the minds of Fools.

The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven; The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change. These signs forerun the death or fall of kings.