The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

What fools these mortals be.

Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is a matter of discretion.

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact...

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

"What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God." "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid Go

Great acts are made up of small deeds.

Forgive and forget.

To know Edina is to reject it.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.

No two persons ever read the same book.

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."

The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.