If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

"No job too big; no fee too big!"

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands."

Patch griefs with proverbs.

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

"You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya got?"

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Force has no place where there is need of skill.

Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving the earth, like because the first th

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.