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Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.
Garrison Keillor
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Keillor
Garrison
We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.
Keillor
Garrison
Certainly the game is rigged.
Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
Keillor Garrison
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13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to
perch on.
15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
Martin Steve
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