I am not a crook.

Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"? Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!" ... "Gay shlafen, darling." Obvious, isn't

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings, and that word is blackmail.