Praise the sea; on shore remain.

A man's house is his castle.

Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.]

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Facts are the enemy of truth.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.

Language is a virus from another planet.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t