What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.

The man who runs may fight again.

The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.

The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.

The great merit of society is to make one appreciate solitude.

Do not use that foreign word "ideals". We have that excellent native word "lies".

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author