Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Never buy from a rich salesman.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.