And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?

I do not patronize poor, ill educated, or disenfranchised people by exempting them from the same critical examination I feel free to direct toward the rest of society, however much I might champion the same minority or disadvantaged group in the foru

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.

Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

Anything anybody can say about America is true.

Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.