[The members of the Chamberlain government] are decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, all-powerful for impotency.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Not all who own a harp are harpers.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.