A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka. The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing, put on one of the ties his

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne we

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

When the sun shineth, make hay.

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I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.