"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

"Plaese porrf raed."

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."

When in doubt, do it. It's much easier to apologize than to get permission.

Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace.

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad.

You get what you pay for.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.