"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

I'll never get off this planet.

The major sin is the sin of being born.

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.