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You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
Enoug Lazarus Long
A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.
Lazarus
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Lazarus Long
That's no moon...
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Lazarus
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
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Lazarus
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
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Lazarus
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
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What!? Me worry?
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Lazarus
The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has
always been a limited number of Human Beings.
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Lazarus
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern
art.
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Lazarus
Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.
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"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world
conquerors."
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It is bad luck to be superstitious.
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Random Quote
Animals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.
Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
Long
Lazarus
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