Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

"A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police."

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

"It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country. The Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything. They had no vital lies."

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *___and* fresher

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.