I think we're in trouble.

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

I have just enough white in me to make my honesty questionable.

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]

It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to corrupt the youthful mind, and generally to scandalize one's uncles.

The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Look before you leap.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

I stick my neck out for nobody.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Every why hath a wherefore.