When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.

Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

The dirty work at political conventions is almost always done in the grim hours between midnight and dawn. Hangmen and politicians work best when the human spirit is at its lowest ebb.

You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish betwe

Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.

Human resources are human first, and resources second.

The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.