One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry. What t

There is always something new out of Africa.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves.

A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.

When in doubt, use brute force.