The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Men are superior to women.

There is no sin but ignorance.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

What you don't know won't help you much either.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

You tread upon my patience.

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.