Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Look before you leap.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives. I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.