Don't guess

What an artist dies with me!

Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

The best you get is an even break.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that one can learn."

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Facts are the enemy of truth.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.