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When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for
every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss
is away and you get twice as much done.
 Enoug Lazarus Long
My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
 Lazarus Long
Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.
 Long
Lazarus
In dwelling, be close to the land.
In meditation, delve deep into the heart.
In dealing with others, be gentle and kind.
In speech, be true.
In work, be competent.
In action, be careful of your timing.
 Long
Lazarus
The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men
should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal
weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine
we own.
 Long
Lazarus
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
 Long
Lazarus
It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute,
flyboy!
 Long
Lazarus
Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...
 Long
Lazarus
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
 Long
Lazarus
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
 Long
Lazarus
History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles,
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
 Long
Lazarus
If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a
guru at all?
 Long
Lazarus
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