There is always something new out of Africa.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Think sideways!

Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

The farther you go, the less you know.

The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.