Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

Have you ever stopped to think what it would be like to have a woman President? "I can't deal with the Russians today. Not now. I've got my period."

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

Fear is the greatest salesman.

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

A good scapegoat is hard to find. A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.

Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.

You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold.

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.