When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.

Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute, flyboy!

Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?