'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

Practice is the best of all instructors.

That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.

An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.

Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.