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Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
Enoug Lazarus Long
"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
during the trial."
Lazarus Long
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Long
Lazarus
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law.
No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.
Long
Lazarus
God is Dead.
Long
Lazarus
What soon grows old? Gratitude.
Long
Lazarus
A sinking ship gathers no moss.
Long
Lazarus
"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."
Long
Lazarus
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
Long
Lazarus
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
Long
Lazarus
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Long
Lazarus
If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
Long
Lazarus
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Therefore it is necessary to learn how not to be good, and to use
this knowledge and not use it, according to the necessity of the cause.
Machiavelli
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