Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

A violent man will die a violent death.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied.

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.