Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?