I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

October 12, the Discovery. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature. This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.