Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

I'm never through with a girl until I've had her three ways.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a lot of Capital, it would have been much better.