Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. [There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.

From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.