As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.

I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.

Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile. Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures. One day, without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret military installation. In an instant, armed troops surroun

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.

Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.