The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

A word to the wise is enough.