The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

What soon grows old? Gratitude.

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.