Moneyliness is next to Godliness.

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none."

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty, and the children are above-average.

Facts are the enemy of truth.

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.