It's not easy, being green.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

Things are not always what they seem.

Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line.

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

What you don't know won't help you much either.

The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.

Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.