That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.

Honesty's the best policy.

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.

The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

One good turn asketh another.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.