When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.

To lead people, you must follow behind.

Imagine what we can imagine!

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.