Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".

Where there is much light there is also much shadow.

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

Many a long dispute between divines may thus be abridged: It is so. It is not so. It is so. It is not so.

Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards."