Use an accordion. Go to jail.

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHEC

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build bywa

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.