With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

"What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God." "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid Go

Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes.

If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business; over 80 you are neglecting your golf.

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.

Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.