Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

"Plaese porrf raed."

When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics.

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."