Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.

The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic. It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics.

Genius is pain.

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

Real wealth can only increase.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.

A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.