She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.

Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke. Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is tha

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

We're only in it for the volume.

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Mum's the word.

All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.