America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.

"What's this? Trix? Aunt! Trix? You? You're after the prize! What is it?" He picked up the box and studied the back. "A glow-in-the-dark squid! Have you got it out of there yet?" He tilted the box, angling the little colored balls of cereal

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.