I paid a visit to my local precinct in Greenwich Village and asked a sergeant to show me some rape statistics. He politely obliged. That month there had been thirty-five rape complaints, an advance of ten over the same month for the previous year.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Sorry 'bout that sweat, honey. That's just holy water.

A man is known by the company he organizes.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.