Everyone is in the best seat.

A sinking ship gathers no moss.

It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r

Praise the sea; on shore remain.

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.