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Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

All is well that ends well.

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.

Your wig steers the gig.

Real wealth can only increase.

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

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I dote on his very absence.

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.