And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

"Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war."

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.

Pilfering Treasury property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are ruthless in punishing little thieves.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern. I realize that the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile so we can be free to concern ourselves wi

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.