Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get about the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

To add insult to injury.

Sorry 'bout that sweat, honey. That's just holy water.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Set the cart before the horse.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

I will make you shorter by the head.