Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

Fortune and love befriend the bold.

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.