Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.

Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

Things are not always what they seem.