I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

The eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its own capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of the Northern Ocean, h

Practice is the best of all instructors.

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.