Your wig steers the gig.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Long were the days of pain I have spent within its walls, and long were the nights of aloneness; and who can depart from his pain and his aloneness without regret?

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving the earth, like because the first th

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.