Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately known; naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists, but he sings about his gin

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbour notice it.

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to amuse them.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.