We're fantastically incredibly sorry for all these extremely unreasonable things we did. I can only plead that my simple, barely-sentient friend and myself are underprivileged, deprived and also college students.

Honesty's the best policy.

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soo

Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will never succeed.

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.