I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.