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I have a simple philosophy:
Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches.
Nicolaides
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Random Quote
One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity
to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing,
put on one of the ties his
Leo Rosten
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