Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

Beggars should be no choosers.

It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.

I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

What soon grows old? Gratitude.

What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a free meandering brook.

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.

Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

I'll never get off this planet.

The white race is the cancer of history.

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."

Too much of everything is just enough.