Littering is dumb.

Why, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is wrapped in the profoundest mystery, do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant? Is it not a spectacle to make

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country.

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

I've got Hubert's pecker in my pocket.

True leadership is the art of changing a group from what it is to what it ought to be.

I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neigbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy about us; for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money.

Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ?

... Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval of the Republican Righ

Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!