The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday they might force their beliefs on us.

As to Jesus of Nazareth... I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see; but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissent

It is through symbols that man consciously or unconsciously lives, works and has his being.

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

If a man slept by day, he had little time to work. That was a satisfying notion to Escargot.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what rid

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

You can't play your friends like marks, kid.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.

God is Dead.

With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.

Must I hold a candle to my shames?

The faster I go, the behinder I get.

It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is?

Dear Ann Landers: My husband watches the TV preachers every Sunday. He claims one minister said there are 350 different sins. My husband wants to know if you can get the list. He thinks he is missing something.

Don't take a nickel, just hand them your business card.

An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures. I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment. I have given up everything I was aske