All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

What a bonanza! An unknown beginner to be directed by Lubitsch, in a script by Wilder and Brackett, and to play with Paramount's two superstars, Gary Cooper and Claudette Colbert, and to be beaten up by both of them!

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the illiterates can read.

Practice yourself what you preach.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Don't guess

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.