The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

May you live in uninteresting times.

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

Beggars should be no choosers.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

The coast was clear.

Things are not always what they seem.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.