Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.

You can never do just one thing.

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.

"What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me... the most dreadful thing."

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

"What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?" "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible." "Why are you watching it?" "You're so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you."

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.

Business will be either better or worse.

I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya.

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.