I'll burn my books.

I have just enough white in me to make my honesty questionable.

"What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me... the most dreadful thing."

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other hand were unwilling to risk offending God's g

Prizes are for children.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.

Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would have let me in on it by now. I contribute enough to the shule.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.