Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Where there is much light there is also much shadow.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

"What's this? Trix? Aunt! Trix? You? You're after the prize! What is it?" He picked up the box and studied the back. "A glow-in-the-dark squid! Have you got it out of there yet?" He tilted the box, angling the little colored balls of cereal

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a