"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.