We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents. Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

"... all the modern inconveniences ..."

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact...