Never promise more than you can perform.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.