Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't understand his own meaning.