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I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said,
"What'll you have, Bud"?
I said," I don't know, surprise me".
So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.
Orwell
George
The hater of property and of government takes care to have his warranty
deed recorded, and the book written against fame and learning has the
author's name on the title page.
Orwell
George
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher
esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Orwell
George
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
Orwell George
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Crosby
Norm
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