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It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
Parkinson
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
Parkinson
C.N.
I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said,
"What'll you have, Bud"?
I said," I don't know, surprise me".
So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.
Parkinson
C.N.
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
Gallagher
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