Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Men will fuck mud.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.

We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing.

Carol's head ached as she trailed behind the unsmiling Calibrees along the block of booths. She chirruped at Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride on the merry-go-round and grab a gold ring!" Kennicott considered it, and mumbled to Calibree, "Thin

Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.

April 1 This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold.