...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Beggars should be no choosers.

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.