The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Out of sight is out of mind.

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

While there's life, there's hope.

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Go away, I'm all right.