Haste makes waste.

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.

The best you get is an even break.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.