He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

Charity begins at home.

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit. General: What does that make YOU? Bullwinkle: What else? An executive.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?

Let sleeping dogs lie.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

The superfluous is very necessary.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.