If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes. A more sententious, holding- forth old bore who expected every

No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Save the Whales

The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so fo

I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

"What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me... the most dreadful thing."

I've got Hubert's pecker in my pocket.

"The policeman isn't there to create disorder. The policeman is there to ________preserve disorder."

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.