The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like other people.