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I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said,
"What'll you have, Bud"?
I said," I don't know, surprise me".
So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.
Publius Terentius Afer
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
Publius Terentius Afer
Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is
the best one.
Publius Terentius Afer
Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
Publius Terentius Afer
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