I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

All kings is mostly rapscallions.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

A new taste had been acquired and a new appetite began to grow. The time had long since arrived to crush the technical intelligentsia, which had come to regard itself as too irreplaceable and had not gotten used to catching instructions on the wing.

Faith is under the left nipple.

Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.

That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks you're crazy.