By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.

It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.

"I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true."

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.