...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I think we're in trouble.

In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards.

Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.

Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing tricks on me and treating me badly.