Nothing succeeds like success.

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Mum's the word.

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?