Getting into trouble is easy.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

There's no such thing as an original sin.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

While there's life, there's hope.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness; And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting. I shall fall, Like a bright exhalation in the evening And no man see me more.