Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death. If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law? There is always an official executioner. If

We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

Human resources are human first, and resources second.