I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

We should be glad we're living in the time that we are. If any of us had been born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken out and shot.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.

I have often looked at women and committed adultery in my heart.

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Let sleeping dogs lie.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

Flame on!

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.

We're all in this alone.