Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spain: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Above the enterance to a Cairo bar: Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husb

There must be more to life than having everything.

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.

Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself, `There's no place like home.'

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.

"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time someone writes `bible thumpers?'

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Piece of cake!

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"