It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is?

Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.

The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.

Majorities, of course, start with minorities.

For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.

"They make a desert and call it peace."

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.

We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge.

A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.

... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing.

The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.

Do not despair of life. You have no doubt force enough to overcome your obstacles. Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in a winter night for something to satisfy his hunger. Notwithstanding cold and hounds and traps, his race survives

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

Interesting poll results reported in today's New York Post: people on the street in midtown Manhattan were asked whether they approved of the US invasion of Grenada. Fifty-three percent said yes; 39 percent said no; and 8 percent said "Gimme a quart

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

A sinking ship gathers no moss.

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on t

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other hand were unwilling to risk offending God's g

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings.

Honesty's the best policy.

Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler.

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.