To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

Business will be either better or worse.

Most general statements are false, including this one.

A prediction is worth twenty explanations.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

A man is known by the company he organizes.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

No evil can happen to a good man.

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death. If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law? There is always an official executioner. If

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

CF&C stole it, fair and square.

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.

One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a creative meeting, and the ratio c

If you catch a man, throw him back.

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Competitive fury is not always anger. It is the true missionary's courage and zeal in facing the possibility that one's best may not be enough.

One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.