Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means.

Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

Haste makes waste.

To have died once is enough.

Don't get mad, get even.

Sic transit gloria mundi. [So passes away the glory of this world.]

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most.

A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate."

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!