Better late than never.

Don't guess

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness th

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealings with men.

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.

Where there is much light there is also much shadow.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

What one fool can do, another can.

Things are not always what they seem.

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.

If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and y

A place for everything and everything in its place.

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.