Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

If the Nazis had television with satellite technology, we'd all be goose-stepping. Americans are just as suggestible.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps. If I had not known that the Leader would have sc