The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards.

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.