Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

There is no fool to the old fool.

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied.

A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.

Walking on water wasn't built in a day.