Nonsense and beauty have close connections.

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse-races.

Knowledge is power.

Confucius say too much.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S. Army doing it!"

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.