Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.

The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

There's no justice in this world.

He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.