The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.

Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.

For courage mounteth with occasion.

A word to the wise is enough.

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."

"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let appearances fool you. I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light."