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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.
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Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
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