Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

I hate dying.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.

To lead people, you must follow behind.

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.

I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that were red and yellow and blue and I wasn't tempted to buy

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?