True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

God is Dead.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

Piece of cake!

No is no negative in a woman's mouth.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.