... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Nice guys finish last.

Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you don't think, right?"

"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."

What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing.

But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest r

It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home.