In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you don't think, right?"

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

Go ahead... make my day.