"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun."

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.

With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter.

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking: WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS: YOU WRITE: Probably the greatest quality of the poetry John Milton

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented hell.