The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Turn the other cheek.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary. She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed.

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.

XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV: