By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day

Don't everyone thank me at once!

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

If God is One, what is bad?

Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest r

Anything is possible on paper.