If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.]

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the illiterates can read.

The world wants to be deceived.

If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.

Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.