Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.

A Polish worker walks into a bank to deposit his paycheck. He has heard about Poland's economic problems, and he asks what would happen to his money if the bank collapsed. "All of our deposits are guaranteed by the finance ministry, sir," the telle

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

It will be generally found that those who sneer habitually at human nature and affect to despise it, are among its worst and least pleasant examples.

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.