"Nuclear war would really set back cable."

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is marxism.

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Forgive and forget.