The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Think sideways!

General notions are generally wrong.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.