Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

"Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people"

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.

Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.

Things are not always what they seem.

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.