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For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at
the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful
power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous
and bad music may be put on 
Baker
Russell
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cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring... Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
Baker
Russell
So little time, so little to do.
Baker
Russell
When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is
metaphysics.
Baker
Russell
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.
Russel Baker
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Russell Baker
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Her days were spent in a kind of slow bustle; always busy without getting
on, always behind hand and lamenting it, without altering her ways;
wishing to be an economist, without contrivance or regularity; dissatisfied
with her servants, without skill
Austen
J.
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