I love treason but hate a traitor.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you don't think, right?"

If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

There's no justice in this world.