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Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool
sets for under $4?" An excellent question.
Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell
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The fact that it works is immaterial.
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America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.
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Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.
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The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
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Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson
Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate.
Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and
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For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
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