Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.