The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and adds happiness in a world in which happiness is al

Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace.

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it.

It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.