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We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold.
Baker
Russell
God helps them that help themselves.
Baker
Russell
Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue
ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature.
This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.
Baker
Russell
He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
Baker
Russell
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Russell Baker
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Random Quote
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting
to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author
Twain Mark
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